Tetley Spider Bags

21/11/2023 02:25

Tetley Spider Bags


Although coffee is primarily drunk in the United States of America, the Tetley Tea company, founded in Yorkshire in 1837, and bought for £ 271 m by India’s Tata Group in 2000, accused of human slavery at Amalgamated Plantations Private Limited (APPL) in 2014,1 was the second largest by volume there by the third decade of the 21st century. Tea bags aren’t where you’d look to find deadly spiders, but that’s what they were originally. Any biology student in High School is probably aware that spiders produce myriads of tiny likenesses from silk egg sacs deposited from their abdomens. The Israeli male spider,2 Harpactea sadistica,3 is noteworthy for its unique method of traumatic insemination; penetrating the female's body wall with its pedipalps to inject sperm directly into the ovaries,4 where embryos inside fertilized eggs develop before lain. Though most spiders live for 1-2 years, tarantulas have been observed to live into their 20s, and an Australian of the ctenizidae genus, that is, ‘trapdoor’, lived for 43 years before being killed by a wasp, as wasps lay their eggs in spiders paralysed by their poison as food for the wasp progeny after they hatch. Although the tarantula spider is most likely the model for the vampire creature, Dracula (1897), in Irish writer Bram Stoker’s novel, the Israeli Harpactea sadistica, with its method of traumatically inseminating the female’s ovaries by penetrating her body with its pedipalps, is.


 As taran is the word for ‘folk’ in Romanian, while the word for ‘leader’ in Hungarian is gyula, and as Hungary’s draco voivode ruled Transylvania, later modern Romania, where Hungarians, whose churches are gyülekezet, still live, they’re taran gyülekezet, that is, tarantula cassette video. The rationale comes from the Indian subcontinent, where the gods and goddesses of the Hindu religion resemble spiders with many arms. Hinduism is based on the Vedas (c. 1500-900 B.C.), written by apauruṣeya, ‘superhuman’ creatures, like Prince Vlad Dracul III of 15th century Wallachia, later modern Romania, for example, who was thought to be the model for Stoker’s Dracula character, as he impaled the anuses of his victims on stakes of wood, driven into the ground until the spike could be seen coming from their skulls, after traveling through the brain. Although Dracul is discernible as a pre-AIDS homosexual impaling anuses until brain death ensues, it’s the aspect of the vampire’s drinking human blood through its teeth, after penetrating the neck of its victim, to be immortal and confer immortality, that’s reminiscent of the Israeli Harpactea sadistica, which traumatically inseminates by penetrating the body with its pedipalps, that is, pincers, which are designed for seizing prey. Although the Vedas, written in Sanskrit are Indo-Iranian, as Veda in Western thought is ‘video’, the Hungaro-Romano taran gyülekezet, that is, tarantula cassette, is the sign of the apauruṣeya, superhumans, while the spider worship of the Hindus suggests Walachia’s Dracul, as a leader of the folk, that is taran gyula, was a tarantula, which is what Stoker’s novel, Dracula, set in Hungarian draco voivode ruled Transylvania, implies.



 Although draco means ‘dragon’, and voivode ‘administrator’, it’s likely that the design of the spider web, which is ribbed, like the wings of a bat, or the wings of the mythical dragon of Chinese legend, gave cause for taran gyula, that is, tarantula, like Dracul, to be thought of as wingéd. That the vampire uses its teeth, like the pincers of the Israeli Harpactea sadistica, to seize upon its prey, suggests traumatic insemination. While amongst humans reproduction is deemed to confer at least a semblance of immortality through the generating of the future, vampires are believed to receive immortality from the blood of their victims, as well as confer immortality through the blood of their victims, which is a variation on traumatic insemination, as perpetrated by the Israeli Harpactea sadistica, that is, vampire victims are T-bags full of tarantula spiderlings, who remain alive through voluntary, or involuntary, acceptance of possession, with the conferring of immortality associable with ovary insemination, while use only of the pincers to seize prey, that is, teeth, in the case of the vampire, denies immortality to the victim, whose role is then a blood bag.



 That the deadly spider of whatever genus is a Tetley Tea tarantula is a further leap for the imagination to take, but the fact that the tea-friendly world came to know the beverage, and its preparations, from Hindu spider worshipers in the subcontinent of India, during the period of the British Empire (1858-1947), known as ‘Crown rule’ there, suggests that the suffusion of caffeine, which not coincidentally is also the drug that makes coffee users drink that beverage, is spiderling efficacious. Moreover, as vampires emerge legendarily from their coffin, the caffeine is further indicative of how the vampire is kept alive. That tea leaves are a euphemism for thieves, because of what’s known as ‘Cockney rhyming slang’ in London, England, is relevant for Israelis, whose Talmud and Torah, that is, the Old Testament of the Christian Bible, superseded for Christianity by the New Testament teaching of Jesus ‘Christ’, ‘the chosen’, because the taking of life by murder, as well as the diminishing of life by theft, which is murder by degrees, is prohibited by Judaic law, according to God, their creator, suggests that the killing of Jesus for being with a woman, and his subsequent Resurrection and Ascension to heaven, after the stone covering the place of burial was found mysteriously rolled aside, as if a trapdoor spider had lain within, evidenced the activity of a vampire, ‘And he took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to them, saying, “This is my body given for you; do this in remembrance of me.” In the same way, after the supper he took the cup, saying, “This cup is the new covenant in my blood, which is poured out for you.”’ (Luke: 22. 19-20) Earlier in his career Jesus had turned water into wine for a wedding at Cana, which is indicative of his knowing how to prepare himself as a blood drink, and that’s how he emerged from the trapdoor spider’s larder, after the bite was taken.



 That there’s a dragon aspect to Jesus is evident from Jesus’ disciple John’s apocalyptic vision of the future, although the ‘red dragon’ of his Revelation is clearly communist China and/or Russia, ‘And a great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed in the sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head. She was pregnant and crying out in the pain and agony of giving birth.’ (Rev: 12. 1-2) The woman is associated with the European Union of member states with its twelve stars on its blue flag, ‘The dragon stood before the woman who was about to give birth to devour her child the moment it was born.’ (Rev: 12. 4) The Ukraine, neighboring Romania, applying for membership of the EU, was invaded by Russia on February 24th, 2022, during the global severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) epidemic, known as the ‘crown’ virus, like the rule of the British ‘Raj’ over the Indian subcontinent, where the meditative Buddhism of Gautama Buddha held sway from the 5th century, adapting the chakra ladder system of Hinduism, a series of energy centers along the human spine, culminating in the Sahasrara chakra at the ‘crown’, raised to a higher level of intelligence through meditation, and favored by Western Imperialists, known as ‘Crown rule’ in India, as a mind control method.



 The arachnoid mater layer of the brain, so-called because it resembles the web of a spider, that is, an arachnid, as the putative mother perhaps of the humanoid, is the central of three meninges protecting the brain and spinal column, between the dura and pia mater, and corresponds to a tea strainer, as cerebrospinal fluid (CSF) flows under the arachnoid mater into subarachnoid space, within a meshwork of trabeculae, making archnoid villi (protrusions), through the dura into the venous sinuses of the brain that empty de-oxygenated blood into the jugular vein, where the vampire traditionally drinks, putting a strain on the T-cell virus killers, as an aspect of the human immune system’s shock absorption, while the blood is returning to the heart to be replenished with oxygen from the lungs, and bypassed similarly by AIDS/SARS, with homosexual penetration of the anus, followed by lung collapse, brain damage, and flatulence, as symptoms in the filtering of the ‘tea’, attended by the excruciating pain needful for the awakening of the chakra vampire, dormant in Virchow-Robin space,5 that is, the human mind’s equivalent of virtual reality (VR), but when affected producing audio and visual abnormalities associated with Coffin-Lowry syndrome,6 sensations familiar to movie addicts of the horror genre, symptomatic of an actual vampire attack; for example, the invasion of the Ukrainial regions may’ve been symptomatic of a ‘crown ruler’ making Vlad ‘the teeth’ Putin brain sick.

 Coronavirus, emerging at a Wuhan city hospital, Hubei province, China, in December 2019, killing 6, 000, 000 people globally, and weakening many more, might conceivably have been an attack on the human system by ‘Nazi’ übermensch, whose ideology of ‘ethnic cleansing’ was based on their belief they’re descendants of the Indo-Iranian, Aryan apauruṣeya, with their ‘crooked cross’, the swastika, reversed in Buddhism, where it means ‘peace’, their fire symbol, that is, the virus of hell, which is chemical, biological, and biochemical warfare; notably deployed in the 20th century by Nazi ally in WWII, Iraq, against its Kurd minority, while suggesting that the Nazis viewed Buddhist meditation as a ‘secret weapon’ approximating to the British implementation of ‘Crown rule’ in India, although in extremis it’d be lethal.



 According to John, the woman is birthing Jesus in his ‘Second Coming’ to the Earth, as ‘he who will rule the nations with an iron scepter’, whereas ‘The dragon was wroth with the woman and went to wage war against the remnant of her seed.’ (Rev: 12. 17) The Russian Red Army evidently corresponds to the ‘red dragon’ (Rev: 12. 4), with its main field weapon, a missile launched heavy flamethrower system, TOS (TOC) 1 and 2, corresponding in the popular imagination to a fire-breathing dragon, that is, President of the Russian Federation, Vladimir Putin, had become draco in a region of Central Eastern Europe known for it. That the weapon itself exhibits symptoms of coronovirus, that is, flatulence, insofar as the first stage, laying of a flammable vapor by launched missile, is followed by a second stage fierily causing expiration, and brain damage, insofar as it’s brutalism, that is, virally preceding the attack, causing it, suggested a Nazi destabilization program, aimed at the continuation of ethnic cleansing, and where women’s seed was being normatively targeted to restore men’s acceptance of behavioralist conditioning to act homosexually, as alien host womb slavers of humanity in institutionalized pederasty for war, which was the model adapted by the ancient Greeks in their defeat of the Achaemenid Empire of Darius (499-449 B.C.), known as the ‘Persian war’, with its capital at Babylon, Northern Iraq, overlooked by President Saddam Hussein’s palace at Hillah, during his pogroms against Iraq’s Kurds, ostensibly for being supportive towards Iran in the Iran-Iraq war (1980-88), but factually because homosexually cleansing ethnically is Nazism.



 Jesus isn’t depicted in the same way by John in Revelation as he is in the corroborative narrative of his life and teaching by the disciples, Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, but as a type of draco himself, ‘Coming out of his mouth is a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations.’ (Rev: 19. 15) Medical science has recognized that there’s a part of the human brain, concerned primarily with instinct and survival, which it labels ‘reptile’. That Jesus’ escape from death was a concomitant of his preparing his blood to be drunk by a spider, after he was taken to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem by the soldiers of Rome, in the reign of the Emperor Tiberius Caesar Augustus (14-37 C.E.), nailed to a cross of wood, and died there, before being entombed, suggests that the venom activated the reptiloid part of the human brain, that is, Jesus arose as draco in extremis. Vlad Dracul’s experiments on his victims is reminiscent of homosexuals, discovered by communist Africa’s DR Congo in 1983, impaling each other’s anuses on their penis, resulting in the pandemic, acquired immune deficiency syndrome (AIDS) virus, collapsing the organs of the body, causing excruciatingly painful brain death in extremis, as that’s the draco archetype of Carl Gustav Jung’s (1875-1961) developmental psychology, that is, Jesus, as the self-devouring and self-begetting. According to Jung archetypes appear in the dreams, art and imagination of humans as guides to growth,7 for example, Dracul and homosexuality evidence signs of the activity of the ouroboros archetype. However, as none of Dracul’s victims are recorded as surviving having their brains stuck on the end of a sharp piece of wood thrust up from the ground into their anus, and the likelihood of AIDS resurrectees is likely to remain unrecordable, impaling is a symptom of homosexuality, as John’s ‘blood plague’ (Rev: 11. 6) is necessarily a precursor of the emergence of Putin, former lieutenant colonel of Russia’s Committee for State Security (KGB), before his election as President in 1999, the teeth of a fire-breathing draco, who isn’t Jesus Christ, ‘I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.’ (Rev: 22. 13)

 Jesus’ antipathy towards homosexuality is evident from the circumstances of his birth from his mother, the Virgin Mary, uncontaminated by male semen. In Christian iconography Mary is depicted crushing the head of the serpent with her foot, that is, Jesus is her foot, as God told the woman Eve, after the angel, Satan, turned into a serpent by God for rejecting God’s plan that the human host be greater than the angelic, had tempted her with the ‘fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil’, which it was death to taste, her ‘seed’ would prevail, ‘You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.’ (Gen: 3. 15) As women are a hermaphroditic species able to sexually reproduce from all of their host wombs, called futanarian, Jesus’ disciple Judas’ giving him over to the Pharisees, that is, the Jewish religious police, for being with a woman, was symptomatic of men as parasites on the host wombs of a race not their own, and deliberately kept ephemeral to ensure its generational enslavement, ‘Leave her alone.’ (Mk: 14. 6)  Jesus’ subsequent crucifixion, Resurrection and Ascension to heaven prefigures that of women’s seed, which producing brainpower enough to confer immortality through medical science, and colonize the planets amongst the stars, is Jesus, as Mary’s foot, crushingly defeating the serpent’s seed.

 Representing women’s seed as their ‘foot’, Jesus was the organized intelligence gatherer of his era, which is the real reason for his execution by the Jews and the Romans, who saw him as a spy, so threatening to the status quo of human slavery and graft, that is, rewards for information, and obedience to the invader, etc. When a woman was allegedly caught in adultery, Jesus, observing that men aren’t women’s species, but their adulterate, said, ‘Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.’ (John: 8. 7) Much attention has been directed by biblical scholars to Jesus’ decision to accept his fate by going to Jerusalem, rather than Damascus, Syria, for example, but Jesus’ intelligence was great. He wanted to show what the Roman draco Empire represented; rebirth in the spirit as draco.

 Amongst the Moslems believers in the Koran (610-30 C.E.), dictated by the angels of God, according to the tradition of the nations of Islam, to Mohamed, a man died called Jesus, but it wasn’t him. It’s the Koran that allows four wives to Moslem marriages, so affording the possibility of reproduction within the human family for women’s seed, whereas Christianity, observing that Judaism was founded by Isaac, Abraham’s first son by Sara, while Islam was founded by Ishmael, born to Abraham’s concubine, that is, Hajer, the slave ‘Egyptian woman’, views Islam as illegitimate, as its slave rings in wedlock don’t permit of the faithfulness of women’s seed to their own race, which is characterized in the Egyptian religion of Hajer’s ancestry, amongst the ancient Pharaoh rulers, as the ‘Ka’ spirit of the woman, that is, her semen, and the ‘Ba’ body, which is their species’ host womb, symbolized in the city of Mecca, Saudi Arabia, as the Ka’ Ba, shrine of Abraham, dedicated by Hajer and Ishmael, and the focus of the annual ‘Haj’ pilgrimage, celebrating her seed. However, as the places of worship for the Moslems, where God is ‘Allah’, as God was ‘Eloah’ to the Jews, are called mosques, it’s the sting of the mosquito bite that’s relevant, because it’s a type of stimulation of the reptile brain, which surviving after death as draco, represents what the Moslems thought of Jesus, who died, but a draco was resurrected, not him.

 Jesus’ Resurrection and Ascension to heaven was bodily, like that of his mother, Mary, in what the church in Rome’s Pope Pius XI called, in his 1950 papal decree, ‘the Assumption’, as he wasn’t draco, which are reptiloid vampire, clinging to the life of the victim, as the disciple Paul’s letter to the Ephesians, after Jesus’ death, Resurrection and Ascension to heaven, indicates, ‘Oh death, where is thy sting? Oh grave, where is thy victory? The sting of death is sin; and the strength of sin is the law. But thanks be to God, Who gave us victory through Jesus.’ (1 Cor: 15. 55-7) For the Jews, ctenizidae were their sin, that is, trapdoor spiders, which conferred immortality upon the draco reptiloid aspect of the human, but weren’t the consciousness of the individual who’d die. Jesus’ intelligence determined it as necessary to illustrate the death, Resurrection and Ascension that the Jews and the Romans planned for, in their acceptance of the continuance of the reptile brain, which had a spiritual body, rather than physical.

 Although Russian communism, adopted from the German economic philosopher Karl Marx’s Das Kapital (1868), after the October 1917 Vladimir ‘Lenin’ Ilyich led Revolution to depose Tsar Nicholas II’s oligarchy, during the First World War (1914-18) against Germany’s Kaiser Wilhelm II’s attempt to enslave the Earth, and preceding the National Socialist (Nazi) Party’s election in 1933, led by Adolf Hitler, who waged a similarly unsuccessful Second World War (1939-45) to enslave the Earth, during which upwards of 6, 000, 000 Jews, and other ‘ethnic minorities’, including Russians, were exterminated in his ‘death camps’, was criticized for ‘dialectical materialism’, that is, belief in the material world, that’s Jesus’ teaching, ‘Love your neighbor as you love yourself.’ (Mk: 12. 31) Although Jesus was viewed as spiritual, his view of marriage was that it wasn’t for women’s seed, who were a species, that is, he was a dialectical materialist, though not a communist, which suggests true Marxism, ‘from each according to his abilities; to each according to his needs’, approximates more closely to Jesus’ teaching than Lenin’s, as that gave rise to Russia’s dictator Joseph Stalin’s gulag system of slave labor camps, where millions of dissenting intellectuals died, before and after WWII, ‘At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.’ (Matt: 22. 30) Though Satan was an angel, he was draco, as he represented ‘sin’, which is the reason for he and other ‘rebel’ angels being labeled ‘devils’, whereas the success of women’s seed, against the impotence of an alien vampire without any stake in their hearts, is the physical conclusion of a successful dialogue with materialism, which is the reason for Christianity’s war with the communist fiction.


1 Chamberlain, Gethin, ‘India's tea firms urged to act on slave trafficking after girls freed’, The Guardian, Sonitpur, Assam, Saturday, March 1st, 2014, https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/01/india-tea-firms-urged-tackle-slave-traffic-plantations .

2 The Israeli spider is obviously a Jew. Discovered in 2008 by Řezáč Milan, entomologist at the Crop Research Institute in Prague, Czechia, it’s method of fertilization ensures its children are its. With other spider species, the last male to provide sperm is the father, which in Judaism is adulterous.

3 Milan, Řezáč ‘The spider Harpactea sadistica: co-evolution of traumatic insemination and complex female genital morphology in spiders’, Proceedings of the Royal Society B: Biological Sciences, Vol. 276, # 1668, April 29th, 2009, pp. 2697-2701.

BBC News, ‘Spider sex violent but effective’, Thursday, April 30th, 2009, 14:59 UK, https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8023413.stm .

Rudolph Virchow described microscopic perivascular space (1851), confirmed by Charles-Philippe Robin (1859), as a ‘neural messenger’.

6 Independently described by Grange S. Coffin (1966) and Robert Brian Lowry (1971).

7 Jung, Carl Gustav (transl., R. F. C. Hull), Alchemical Studies, Collected Works, Vol. 13, Routledge & Kegan Paul, London, para. 105.