Jesus Spayed

21/11/2023 10:37

Jesus Spayed


The basic Christian principle is that Jesus ‘Christ’, ‘the chosen’, was crucified, which somehow redeemed believers in Christ, that is, the teachings of Jesus, ‘the Messiah’, from sin. Given the fact that killing humans is specifically forbidden by the creator, God, according to the Jews’ Talmud and Torah, which is their history and law, known as the Old Testament of the Bible, it’s difficult to see how Jesus’ being nailed to a cross of wood atop the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem in Palestine, and his inevitable death there, can be viewed as redemptive of the sins of those who crucified him, as according to God: ‘You shall not kill.’ (Ex: 20. 13) However, for many Christians Jesus was killed in order to redeem the crucifiers from their sins, which is much simpler to comprehend, like: ‘Jesus saves.’



 Although Jesus’ teaching accorded with the basic prohibitions against taking human life, which the Jews number as the ‘ten commandments’ of God given to their leader Moses, for example, against thievery, that is, stealing life possibilities, the slaying of Jesus is presented by Christianity as the simplest solution to the problem of sin and redemption, while this teaching is used to support Jesus’ supposedly human sacrifice of himself: ‘Love your neighbor as you love yourself.’ (Mk: 12. 31) The New Testament teachings of Jesus, comprising the second part of the Bible, which Christianity believe supersedes Judaism, advocates slaying humans as redemption from sin, according to perceived wisdom, that is, ordering human sacrifice is redemption for those who either sacrifice, or are sacrificed.

 Whereas pagans believed they fought and died in order to have eternal life, for example, the Vikings of Scandinavia, who believed they died in battle forever in Valhalla, according to the Edda, an oral tradition, first transcribed in the 13th century, Christians believe that they have eternal life; if they have to fight and die, which is qualitatively different. No one wants to die and everyone wants eternal life. Consequently, those Christians who die in battle have redemption, but fighting and dying isn’t a recipe, that is, those who’re sacrificed or sacrifice themselves, because they’re told to, are sacrificed by the sacrificers, which doesn’t redeem the sacrificers from sin, although in the case of soldiering it’s a useful defense for the slaughtering of humans as animal sacrifices, which Judaism espouses as ‘pleasing’ to God. However, Jesus wasn’t a self-sacrificing animal, whereas soldiers ordered to kill and be killed are understood by the sacrificers, that is, those giving the orders, as redeeming animal blood sacrifice.



 Jesus’ role as a redeemer from sin is more complex. Born from his mother, the Virgin Mary, Jesus didn’t have a father, although Joseph was married to Mary, who is depicted in Christian iconography as crushing the head of the serpent with her foot, because Jesus is her foot and the serpent is sin. According to God, who turned the angel, Satan, into a serpent, which he put into the garden of paradise, Eden, the ‘seed’ of the woman, Eve, created from the rib of the first man, Adam, would have redemption from sin: ‘You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.’ (Gen: 3. 15) As women are futanarian, that is, they’re a species with semen of their own penis, Jesus, born uncontaminated by male sperm, is Eve’s ‘foot’, preparing to leave Earth if escape is possible. Consequently, it’s Jesus’ Resurrection and Ascension to heaven that’s illustrative of redemption. Jesus is killed, but doesn’t die, whereas the sinners are his crucifiers, whom Jesus forgives, but God mightn’t.

 As it says in the Bible, God’s punishment for the evil is perdition, that is, eternal unendurable pain, rather than redemption from sin through murder. In short, soldiers who agree to kill each other are pagans, who expect Valhalla, or something similar, whereas Christians accept being ordered to kill, and/or being killed, rather than killing as redemption from sin, which is humans sacrificed as animals, that is, Satanism, because it’s the presupposition that humans are animals. As Jesus had Resurrection and Ascension to heaven, after being killed, Christians who have to fight do so in the belief that all Christians go to heaven, which is redemption from their sin of killing each other if they have to, that is, killing humans isn’t redemption from sin, while the suggestion from Satanism is that humans are animals, so those who sacrifice them in wars and murders, etc., are redeemed from sin, which is alien propaganda.



 If Jesus is a ‘shepherd’, then all of the flock are sheep: ‘I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep.’ (John 10. 11) The congregation are, at least metaphorically, animals: ‘The next day John [, the Baptist, ] saw Jesus coming toward him and said, “Look, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world!”’ (John: 1. 29) However, if the lamb is the shepherd, the human flock are animal sacrifice; at least implicitly, that is, if the humans are killed, the sacrificer is redeemed from sin. Whoever is the sacrificer is the farmer; although God frowns on human sacrifice: ‘… do not go up to my altar on steps, or your private parts may be exposed.’ (Ex: 20. 24) Although the shepherd mightn’t frown, the lamb’s private parts are clearly important.



 Moses was given the commandments by the creator, God, while the Jews were worshiping the false god, Baal, a bull idol, that is, an animal representative of male power, which is primarily associated with testosterone; a steroid found in male testes and female ovaries. Although widely ignored, ball snorting is a means of increasing virility, that is, the ingestion of testes and/or ovaries through the nostrils. Humans are farmable as ball snort, while the secret farming of women’s seed is a distinct possibility in a society conditioned to believe only in the TV propaganda of that single male brained creature called men and women who, wearing each other’s clothes in mass media transvestism, promote the neck rings of slavery.



 The Satanist perspective is that of Jesus spayed, which redeemed humanity, because the ball snorters had finally found some use for it. Moreover, as TV men and women are a single male brained creature in denial of woman’s seed, she’s a spade. TV’s are the children of the skulls, that is, school children, because the human race is arguably dead, according to TV, which is the spade of the grave digger, while Jesus’ redemption is for women’s seed, rather than the ball snorter, with its ghoul children, and their neck rings. As the human species of futanarian women’s seed has been effectively decapitated by preventing women from sexually reproducing their own brains’ powers, the TV isn’t faithful in marriage to its children, despite the ring symbolism, because its schools are neck rings, that is, its children are necked, like chickens, to alter the TV.

 Perceived as godless, the Communist emblem of the hammer and sickle was adapted by motorcyclists, that is, the penis is the hammer, while death is the motor sickle. In the hammer ring, slaves were produced and necked. Decapitated by the sickle, the human race can’t run, so it’s enslaved. Islam, with its star and sickle moon atop the mosques of the Moslems’ places of worship, has all the semblance of a butcher’s shop; its scythe for halal butchering. As ‘allowed’ meat is bloodless, because for eating, rather than drinking, futanarian women’s seed, that is, the women of Islam, in their one-piece coverall, ostensibly worn as a protection from the rays of the sun, are a burka without any source. Decapitated in Islam for drinking, and/or being drunk, that is, fellatio, women’s human reproduction was slavery’s inflationary period before the eunuch also had her clitoris removed in ‘female circumcision’1 to get more work from the butt end of that damn burger smoke.

 Ideologically, Islam is the religion of Communism, which was devised by German economist, Karl Marx, in Das Kapital (1867), before ‘workers control of the means of production’ was implemented in Russia by atheistic materialism’s major proponent, Vladimir Lenin, subsequent to the October 1917 revolution against autocracy. If production is accounted the result of human brainpower, the absence of women’s seed is decapitation, that is, workers who control the means of production are slavers, which is symbolized by the burka box in the city of Mecca, Saudi Arabia, the shrine of Abraham, called Ka’ Ba. As Ka is spirit in the ancient religion of Egypt, while Ba is soul, some women have seed buns and some don’t.



 It was Abraham’s son, Isaac, who founded Judaism, while second son, Abraham, born of ‘the Egyptian woman’, Hajer, founded Islam through his descendant, the Prophet Mohamed, who wrote the Koran (610-30 C.E.), dictated by the angels of God, which allowed Moslems four wives, called a ‘hand’, because such marriages were managed by the ‘thumb’; usually a wife appointed by the husbander. Although Jesus was crucified, the holes in his hands and feet were designed for strings to go through to attach the cross as a hand control for a puppeteer, who’d be the Roman Emperor of the time, Tiberius (14-37 C.E.). However, sock puppets require a different use of the hand; suggesting Islam’s a ‘pink sock’ in modern terms, that is, if the penis pulls out quickly, the asshole remains wrapped like a tube around it, and ’red sock’ is what happens if the bloody asshole’s head is violently banged too.

 The baseball team in the TV series, Cheers (1982-93), about a bar in Boston, featuring actor Ted Danson, as bartender and lothario, Sam Malone, who once wore their glove as ‘relief pitcher’, is Red Sox. When women’s seed is absent from the picture, it’s TV, that is, ‘puppet theater’, because the single male brained transvestite (TV), wearing each other’s clothes, says and does only what the men, wrapped round the tube, want: ‘I gave my neighbor’s kid a Sam Malone baseball card to stick in the spokes of his bike, now when he rides it it goes wimp wimp wimp wimp wimp.’2 Although actor Michael Fairman in the 1991 episode, ‘Pitch It Again, Sam’ , as the fictional Dutch Kincaid of the New York Yankees, seems funny, it’s an attack on a species refusing to be the butt of a choke.



 While the ‘hand of Islam’ isn’t seen on the tube, because TV is for the children of slavery, the ‘foot’ race is for the stars. However, in slavery Christianity has the role of enforcer, because its mass media is TV. Though a common emblem internationally, the eagle primarily symbolizes the Christian superpower of the United States of America’s ‘jealousy of economics’ (JoE) in which the objective is to have better and to be more than others. The god Prometheus in Greek mythology, for example, was sentenced by the other gods to have his liver eaten eternally for aspiring, because he sought to illuminate human nature, that is, aspiration was interpreted by economic superiority as spying, which rules education out as a means to progress, while identifying the intelligent as spies, which Communist pogroms on intelligentsia also illustrate, so women’s seed is the true religion hidden within Islam:


‘I must bear

What is ordained with patience, being aware

Necessity doth front the universe

With an invincible gesture.’3



 Although Isaac founded Judaism, Islam is described as illegitimate by Christians, because Ishmael was born of Abraham’s concubine, Hajer. However, in permitting four wives to Moslem marriages, the Koran legitimized Ishmael’s birth, while Jesus’ observation to the accusers of an allegedly adulterous woman was that she wasn’t their species, while men were its adulterate: ‘Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.’ (John: 8. 7) As adultery is decapitation, because it’s how the TV is male brained, the US, Communism, and Islam without women’s seed, is hammer and motor sickle, that is, wheely poppin’ choppers is the truth, while in economic terms shopping is homonymous with ‘chopping’, a US’ term, originating in 1950s west coast California state, for ‘lengthening the forks’4 on a motorcycle, so the meat can be picked up more easily.

 People shop because they’re brain damaged, otherwise they’d produce, so the shop is a metaphor for the chop, that is, decapitation, which is the fate of women’s seed if she reproduces to effect a change in the economic picture, that is, receipts are a ticket to the butcher’s, so that the biker can pick up a babe who looks adult. In other words, as Jesus’ disciple, John, observed in his apocalyptic vision of the future, Revelation, the forks have to be first extended before the meat can be got between the choppers: ‘The dragon stood before the woman who was about to give birth so that it might devour her child the moment it was born.’ (Rev: 12. 4) Without women’s seed there’s only consumption and babes, because the choppers don’t want to be shopped for denying the futanarian human species rejuvenation and eternal life through the medical science that its brainpower deserves.


1 Chicago Jewish News, ‘What Is Female Circumcision?’, , February 27th, 2022.

2 Fairman, Michael as Dutch Kincaid ‘Pitch It Again, Sam’, Cheers, Season 9, Episode 22 (216), March 28th, 1991.

3 Browning, Elizabeth Barret (transl.) Aeschylus’ ‘Prometheus Bound’ (1833), c. 479-424 B.C.


4 extremejdk ‘How to Extend Fork??’, Motorcycle Forum , March 6th, 2004.