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In Arrears

21/11/2023 04:35

In Arrears Most people have considered the Masons’ concept of Redemption, that is, people are redeemed by the three pawn balls, and there’s some hilarity over the homonym, which sounds like porn, although the mirth subsides slightly when it’s revealed that original humans were polyorchid, so...

Science Won't Look At The Picture

21/11/2023 04:35

Science Won't Look At The Picture The scientific paradigm is insufficient, because it’s based on a mass media news entertainment system that’s always been TV. Although television is perceived to have been invented in 1926 by a Scot, John Logie Baird, it’s been around for millennia. The...

Retail Shops

21/11/2023 04:34

Retail Shops Business is generally understood to be about the buying and selling of what people think of as good, so ‘goods’ is the technical term used by merchants in the mercantile Industries, that is, the production activity of the manufacturers in relation to what are known as the...

Fagin and his Red Hot End

21/11/2023 04:34

Fagin and his Red Hot End Anyone who’s been chained to a wall and been burned with cigarette ends would say the fags hurt, but that’s exactly what the ‘incurable killer disease’, human immune deficiency (HIV) is. As soon as the red hot end of the homosexual impales another’s anus on its...

Captcha Virus

21/11/2023 04:33

Captcha Virus Most everyone has been irritated at some time or another by the need to complete a captcha software requirement, which frequently demands that the user identify letters or pictures by clicking on them through the mouse of the computer or laptop to direct the cursor to indicate...

For Portal Hardened Veterans Everywhere

21/11/2023 04:33

For Portal Hardened Veterans Everywhere Impaling has been recorded as having been practiced for millennia, although there are especial cases that have remained in the collective human consciousness as folkloristic memories that warn future generations of the threat to their existence, for...

Puppetry Owners

21/11/2023 04:32

Puppetry Owners The fasces was the symbol of the Roman Empire during the period of its occupation of Jewish Palestine in the reign of the Emperor Tiberius Caesar Augustus (14-37 C.E.), a bundle of rods with an axe in the centre, representing the authority of Rome, which was...

The Axe Scent of The Assumption

21/11/2023 04:31

The Axe Scent of The Assumption Although standard English, which is often described as ‘the queen’s English’,1 because England’s Elizabeth II is supposed to be the sine qua non in pronunciation, is marketed as being without accent, most people throughout the world would argue that...

The Policed and its Sores

21/11/2023 04:29

The Policed and its Sores Although commentators find parallels between the Bible, especially the book of Jesus’ disciple John’s apocalyptic vision of the future, Revelation, and the events of modern times, it’s become a matter of hubris for the evil to find themselves there, for...

Passing The Testes of the Homosexuals Pretending to be Policemen